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''One day, in UN-UNITED STATES OF ANUSMERICA, there were two boys named Nipple and Titty who were going to the new corner shop to buy their favorite video game ASSJIZZXXX. This is what happened.''
they went and the shopkeeper welcomed them in he was more fat then ur fuckin mam biach anywasy dey got the fucking stupid ass game and they tried to buy that shit but the shopkeeper cast a spell on a hot girl who walked in a pulled her pants down and started to grind on the shopkeeper whilst he spanked dat ass and when de boys tried to leave with the game the shopkeeper pulled out big boy gun and shoot them the last thing dey see was the two adults having hardcore sex on da floor with da girl in panties and bakiniinininini
SO DEY DIED
AND BECUZ DEY STUPID FUCKS
GOD KICK DEM OFF HIS FUCKIN CLOUD
AND THEY SETENZ TO ETERNAL SATAN ASS RAPE
WITH BOBO
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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